my name is brittany. this is my blog.

time feels like it’s going by really fast. either that or it’s moving really slow and i’m just having a hard time recognizing it.

can’t figure out how i feel tonight. 

five things you did today

1. put almonds in my oatmeal for breakfast.

2. talked to audra while she showered. 

3. listened to of monsters and men.

4. ate a lot of protein for lunch. (chicken breast and scrambled eggs. that’s it.)

5. laughed hysterically with my best friends.

five guys you find attractive

1. jake

2. ryan

3. alex

4. tyler

5. darren

five weird things you like

1. internet memes. 

2. the smell of gasoline in the air at gas stations. 

3. taking bites out of things normal people do not. like cream cheese or butter. 

4. listening to certain bands or songs over and over and over and over and over.

5. licking the plate/bowl after a good meal.

five words/phrases that make you laugh

1. derp/derpin

2. bitch i’m the shit

3. poo brain

4. IT’S SO COOOLLLD IN THE D.

5. pretty much every exclamatory phrase/quote from adventure time. (slammacow, algebraic, shmowzow, what the lump, bloobalooby, plopdumps, UNACCEPTABLE, etc)

five pet peeves

1. people who lie.

2. when people don’t appreciate the things they have.

3. grammar mistakes. especially these: there, their, they’re, your and you’re. not that difficult!

4. fights via facebook comments.

5. when the toilet paper is turned under. it should be over. ALWAYS.

five ways to win your heart

1. let me cook for you.

2. enjoy music with me in all ways possible. sing with me in the car, go with me to shows, introduce me to music you love and be willing to hear the music i love.

3. be honest.

4. love your friends, your family, and God. 

5. be there for me when i need you.

@laviededel

my friend noah is entering a photo exhibit titled”food porn”. basically he wanted to photograph food in unusual/juxtaposing ways. that’s why i’m in a suit! his other photos are of a redneck eating sushi, a guy with nacho cheese in his beard, a prom queen eating a turkey sub, and a goth girl with a lollipop. 

also the pie filling took two washes to get out of my hair. deliciously gross :)

Reblog so people know who you are.

Name: Brittany
Tumblr Name: naynaypartyprogram
Nickname(s): brittanaynay, B, brigarity, b-mac
Birthday: may 22
Relationship Status: perpetually single
Random fact about you: i don’t usually drink coffee in the mornings. instead, i have dr. pepper
Hobbies/Interests: photography, discovering new music, going to shows, cooking, eating, wasting time on the internet, memes, dogs, daydreaming, singing in the shower, making friends, chai tea
Do you smoke/drink: no/yes
Why Tumblr?: cause it’s sexy

(Source: mstrueimage, via glassdreams)

it’s a thursday.

it’s almost 8pm. i have the decemberists on. not speaking to anyone. and i just downloaded a free trial of photoshop elements 10. 

it’s a good night for staying in.

about to see the best frienddddddd

then shit is gonna get weirdddddddd

sometimes i type and type and end up with this huge blog entry, full of secret thoughts and feelings. then i erase the entire thing. i have so much to say but i’m way too embarrassed to actually SAY it. 

call me crazy, but the process makes me feel better.